Edible Dried Zombie Skin – Zombie Apocalypse Role Reversal
Do you know the old saying, “If you can not beat them, join them.” Well here it goes with this zombie skin. They have been eating us for years, why not turn the table on them. That’s right, with this Edible Dried Zombie Skin you will start the Zombie Apocalypse role reversal. Now, before you undead rights activists get all mad, Edible Dried Zombie Skin isn’t really made out of zombies. It’s actually crunchy dried seaweed. And it’s delicious! It’s all natural, gluten free, and perfect for vegans (no people parts – promise). Just make sure to eat Edible Dried Zombie Skinout of the bag; that way you’ll get all the tastiness of the “skin” and all the joy out of the funny looks of others.