Instantly Make Your Drink Colder Than a Witches Tit.

The Original Slush Mug

When I first saw the slushy mug all I could think was why don’t I have one! This thing will turn any liquid into a slushy in a matter of minutes. All you have to do is pour in your favorite beverage and reverse global warming takes place right before your eyes. After a few minutes, BOOM! Your drink is colder than the heart of Hitler. The possibilities are endless with this thing. With this mug you no longer have to stop at a gas station for your favorite frozen drink. This mug doesn’t water down your drink either since it doesn’t use water or a blender. The mug’s secret to creating slushiness with perfect consistency is a patent-pending Glaciercore. All you have to do is freeze the Glaciercore and add liquid. These Slushy mugs are made right here in the USA and have a lifetime guarantee. Also, If your planning on doing a little boozin this thing is perfect, you can turn anything into a daiquiri. In fact if your planning on sipping back on grandpas cough medicine this is your wing man.