Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion
What do Zombies and Vulcans have in common? Well, actually more than you’d expect. First, they both don’t show emotion (Vulcans through intense training and zombies through lack of grey matter). Second, their blood is the same color. Green! And third – it tastes great! Seriously, if you sucked out Spock’s blood or Specimen Bub’s you would not only have your taste buds sing in delight, you would also feel an intense energy boost. And so it is with the Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion. Read on, if you dare.
Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion is loaded with iron, protein, electrolytes, and other fancy things to have the same nutrients and consistency of real blood. Throw in some lime flavoring and greenness, and you have the recipe for realistic Zombie Blood! Of course, we did make sure this blood is filtered so you won’t be getting any mutagens or viruses or anything else that might turn you into the walking dead. All you’ll get is energy, great taste, and stares from passers by. Because that’s the best part of enjoying a Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion – the gawking from onlookers. Time to guzzle some Zombie Juice!